The Rangers dodgy dossier

[Shedboy1971]

Deflection may be what it's all about, have they got something to announce to the orc hoards? How fekin great would that be if they had to go into administration. I know, wishful thinking.

if they do they will use the "this is our first offence" case, just like the trophies are theirs. Its zombie logik

[utd4me]

if they do they will use the "this is our first offence" case, just like the trophies are theirs. Its zombie logik

Well it technically would be their first offence, be some record to do it in 8 years though.

[Yeats 62]

Well it technically would be their first offence, be some record to do it in 8 years though.

Maybe Fred West and Peter Sutcliffe should have changed their names by deid poll. using the Gers mentality , they would hae got awa we murdir

[GUNBOAT]

Maybe Fred West and Peter Sutcliffe should have changed their names by deid poll. using the Gers mentality , they would hae got awa we murdir

Clever mate,Ted Bundy changed his name to The Ted and only got done for careless driving.

[GUNBOAT]

Well it technically would be their first offence, be some record to do it in 8 years though.

Their wee cousins did manage twa near misses in 7 years to be fair.

[LSArab]

For a month they sat on a smoking gun,
we've got a big dossier said the HUNS,
200 pages full O shyte,
a damp squib with nae dynamite.

Nae horses heads in chairman's beds,
nae late night visits fae tooled up neds,
nae CEO's dragged to torture chambers,
Scotland's shame are called The Rangers.

They lost twice at Tynecastle to the Hearts,
now that is where their problems start,
beat at Rugby Park fae a struggling Killie,
the queens eleven looking very silly.

The league was gone but they cannie accept it,
cos its 9 in a row to the septic,
nae major trophies won since their birth,
Scotland's shame club scum of the earth.

Nae lavvy rolls in the bedsit's WC,
i phoned United today just to see,
if they have 200 pages of unwanted paper,
to dae an auld supporter a wee favour.

Wonderful stuff GB

one of your best ever FACT

[GUNBOAT]

Wonderful stuff GB

one of your best ever FACT

Thank you very much mate,twa poems in just over an hour is pretty good for me.

[Jim_Jam]

Brilliant GB! and another star

[chiefers]

Brilliant GB. Cheered me right up

[offshore_arab83]

Wonderful work G