Allan Russell joins up

[donsdaft]

I called my old car a f'uckin bucket of s'hite.

Does that count as offensive?

[RED_JOHN]

I called my old car a f'uckin bucket of s'hite.

Does that count as offensive?

[Auldtoontoby]

When I went offshore ,( divorced and sons lived with me) my youngest son drove around in my old car with a pair o my glasses ( lenses poked out) an old hat an coat of mine as disguise
I only found out when got police at door , complaint about speed I was driving up village high street.

[RED_JOHN]

When I went offshore ,( divorced and sons lived with me) my youngest son drove around in my old car with a pair o my glasses ( lenses poked out) an old hat an coat of mine as disguise
I only found out when got police at door , complaint about speed I was driving up village high street.

Beat that Allan Russell!

[redscot]

When I went offshore ,( divorced and sons lived with me) my youngest son drove around in my old car with a pair o my glasses ( lenses poked out) an old hat an coat of mine as disguise
I only found out when got police at door , complaint about speed I was driving up village high street.

That has me roaring with laughter.

[Auldtoontoby]

He was even known to do " runs" at weekends for my oldest son n his pals 😂

[pieandbovrilman]

When I went offshore ,( divorced and sons lived with me) my youngest son drove around in my old car with a pair o my glasses ( lenses poked out) an old hat an coat of mine as disguise
I only found out when got police at door , complaint about speed I was driving up village high street.

Sounds perfectly acceptable to me.

Youngsters these days wouldn’t have the initiative to do that, they’d be too busy sat on their phones taking selfie’s .

[neilthedon]

I called my old car a f'uckin bucket of s'hite.

Does that count as offensive?

Depends. What colour was it ?

[donsdaft]

Now, wait.
Let me get this right.

It was a car of colour.

[neilthedon]

I shouldn't have said that. !!

The Youngsters wil get all fussed up about this , and tear me anew one.

Auld Codgers like us DD. can never know the right thing to say !!!