Burnley v Crystal Palace Match Preview

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Referee abysmal (as usual).
Lowton rubbish.
Gudmundsson nowhere near good enough for the EPL.
Ditto McNeil.
Midfield could not score in Burnley Mecca on Grab a Granny night.
Brownhill needs sending back to the Championship.
Ditto Vydra.
Cornet unleashed a Robbie Blake "Special", OMG what a player this lad is.
I thought Vydra had nicked three points at the end, but he scuffed his shot and the Eagles goalie stopped our potential winner.

I'd love to report it was great to be back on the Turf, but it really wasn't.

[warminsterclaret]

We've scored more goals than Arsenal this season and conceded fewer than Manure.

[sinkov]

We've scored more goals than Arsenal this season and conceded fewer than Manure.

I love positive thinking, 10 out of 10 Warmie.

[warminsterclaret]

I love positive thinking, 10 out of 10 Warmie.

I'm trying sinkov. Here's another - only 2 teams in the EPL are on a longer unbeaten run than The Clarets.

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and we're the only club with a part time tea lady who commutes from Ascension Island...we've got the shortest pitch in the PL by 336 microns...and a manager who has a team of elfs to help press his suits.

[warminsterclaret]

And this is our 6th consecutive season in the EPL. How have we managed that? Two words, Sean Dyche.

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And this is our 6th consecutive season in the EPL. How have we managed that? Two words, Sean Dyche.

thats three words - Warmster, more if your welsh.....but yes, it is possible that he partly the curse of our repetitive streak.

[warminsterclaret]

Sean Mark Dyche is three words Norder.

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Sean Mark Dyche is three words Norder.

you just added two more - warmster...your on a roll !