I gave my Uncle Neil a ring this morning and here's how it went.
"Morning Uncle Neil how are you?"
"I'm fine Anthony, how are you and the kids? How are you getting on moderating that web site thingy?"
"We're all well and funny you ask but I'm calling with respect to that web site thingy. I have a question for you."
"Go on. I'm all ears"
"Lolmorgan on MillersMad asked me to give you a ring and ask you for advice on RUFC's predicament"
"I'm no expert Anthony but having watched the game yesterday I have to say they're ****ed!"
"Thanks Uncle Neil. That's what I thought. Bye"