AFC limericks

[swaddon2]

The Dons with their three at the back
Successfully stopped their attack
Their gaffer is Beale
A mannie that's feel
On Monday, he's getting the sack

[erchieplum]

it's strange fit the Ibrox mob say
that they dinna do walking away
coz when they got beat
they'd vacated their seat
wi at least 15 mair minutes tae play

[Don Julio]

There once was a poster called Zakk
Said “I don’t want Barry the sakk “
But after each loss
He got very cross
And lately he hasn’t been bakk

[NaeMairNeeps]

Up in court was a dandy from Edzell
The nature of his crime it was s3xual.
Said "Ah didna ken at aa
that her safe word wis 'baaaa'
So Ah thumped awa believin'' it wis consensual!"

[NaeMairNeeps]

There's a thread on Stand Free, N F L
In 'off topic' it surely should dwell.
Cos their feet dae **** all
in relation tae the ball
If 'at's fitba, Ah'm a tall Don Estelle!

[swaddon2]

Tonight, the Dons take on the Finns
On the back of a couple of wins
I'm sure you're aware
That we have to play fair
And make sure that we don't commit sins

[swaddon2]

Last night ended up with a draw
About which, there's nothing to craw
The Finns, they were swickin'
Oor wounds, we're left lickin'
To beat them o'er there would be braw

[swaddon2]

This forum, alas, it is deid
There isnae a new post to read
If things don't improve
We'll all have to move
Which would be a bad thing indeed

[NaeMairNeeps]

We've a game comin' up v Dundeh
Rubizic doubtful cos o' an injureh
But we'll get a victoreh
by a margin o' threh
one fae Shinnie an' two fae Miovskeh

[swaddon2]

The game with the Dees won't be played
Storm Babet arrived, and it stayed
The weather is weet
But please, dinna greet
When it does go ahead, they'll be slayed