AFC limericks

[swaddon2]

Now Cormack has finished his dealin'
We've finally got Jimmy Thelin
The boy is fae Sweden
He's just what we're needin'
To bring back that brilliant feelin'

[Don Julio]

Now Thelin’s first name it is Jimmy
Which isn’t a limerick gimme
But if truly this Swede
Has some brains in his heid
He’ll conquer the hun and the Timmy

[Don Julio]

It turns out it’s “yimmy to-lean”
Which negates the suggestions we’ve seen
For those with the feelin’
His surname was “tea-lynn”
But perfectly fits Aberdeen

[swaddon2]

The Dons are officially safe
There won't be a play-off with Raith
More players we need
For the incoming Swede
We're winning the lot, just have faith

[erchieplum]

pant pishin this season has ended
but that's not what the VAR had intended
they planned our demise
but to their great surprise
from the relegation zone we ascended


so a word o advice tae oor yimmy
weegie cheating next season's a gimme
so right from the start
the advice i impart
is "HEAD FIRST intae h*ns and tae timmy "

[NaeMairNeeps]

Here's hopin oor new boss is waatchin,
And plans he is already hatchin'
tae hae us play properly
an' challenge the duopoly
Wi a style o' play that's eye-catchin'

(alternative last line ....

... and a couple o' trophies we're snatchin')

[NaeMairNeeps]

Tho' ma punts have never been weet,
versus Hibs, Ah thought we'd get beat,
Great goal fae young Boyd,
We had them destroyed,
Four goals up an' anither clean sheet

[NaeMairNeeps]

Last two games, only things for decicidin'
Is fa's gan doon an' fa's bidin'
Tho' the fairmers are dross,
Ah'd rether ditch Ross,
so come on guys an' gie them a hidin'!

[57vintage]

That Easter Road counter by Dante
As pleasing as stiffing Durranty
On Hibs’ em’rald sward
He earned the reward
Of beefing Phoenix’s auntie

[swaddon2]

Last home game tonight for the Dons
In a season that yielded some yawns
Can we hit them for seven
In the last home match for Leven
Or will the Dons fans be leaving with groans?