AFC limericks

[Don Julio]

So wee Connor Barron’s a Hun
Wi’ the Orcs he’ll be having his fun
To us now he’s dead
Even though we were lead
To believe he wasn’t a cun (with a silent t)

[57vintage]

Fùck off then you cünt, Connor Barron
You’l be warmin the bench, nae starrin
Too big for yer boots
You’ll end up with the Jutes
And Forfarshire driveways be tarrin

[NaeMairNeeps]

It appears we've been conned by young Connor.
Our fans and our club he's dishonoured.
We thought he was red,
but he's joined the inbred,
as a permanent Sevco bench warmer.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Here's hopin new manager Yimmy,
is inspired by the legend o' Simmy.
'Heid First' wi' panache,
F**k yer Pope an' yer sash.
We're comin' for Teddy an' Timmy!

[NaeMairNeeps]

A Tannadice louse known as Marvin,
close season, complained he was starvin.
but with premiership ahead,
he would soon be well fed,
Nae promise, nae threat but a warnin!

[NaeMairNeeps]

Dundee sides represented twice
One fae Dens, the other Tannadice.
In the Scottish top tier,
So geographically near,
Surely both are infested wi' lice.

(... discuss?? ... )

[NaeMairNeeps]

A Motherwell rat known as Trevor
On a low calorie diet did endeavour
Says 'if Ah can get thin,
and Ah die in a bin,
Nae 'well fan will dine on me ever.

[NaeMairNeeps]

I remember in '72,
Dons top was bought for me anew
Neck triangle and flaps,
I had cock, balls and paps!
Ah wis Harper an' Zoltan an' Drew!!

[NaeMairNeeps]

Despite all misfortunes and mishaps,
4 words story pulls us up by the bootstraps.
But now it's close season,
That may be the reason,
we're focused on Daphne Broon's pishflaps.

[swaddon2]

The season, it starts very soon
Before that we're at the Blue Toon
Who knows what it'll bring
But I'll tell you one thing
That Dundee United's gan doon.