Today's Diddy Games

[donsdaft]

Is that the best you can do?......genuinely enjoy your day, I certainly will and I would/will/do not even consider what fellow dandies are up to or indeed post about them......anyway, ran out of suncream, beer and glue.......must dash to the Hamilton’s.

SF

Okay, here's the original post.
As usual it makes no sense at all.


anyway, ran out of suncream, beer and glue.......must dash to the Hamilton’s.

Nah, sorry, complete gibberish


must dash to the Hamilton’s.

Well, with my new found insight into weegie rhyming slang this might, at a push, mean he's going for a curry.

I suppose I should just be glad he didn't say "going for a H"

[StandfreeFM]

Okay, here's the original post.
As usual it makes no sense at all.


anyway, ran out of suncream, beer and glue.......must dash to the Hamilton’s.

"anyway, ran out of suncream, beer and glue.......must dash to the Paki's (ie the corner shop)"

I doubt any of the folk JJ is counting as his Hamilton mates would consider themselves as such. Not only do I think JJ hasn't done his due diligence regarding which SE Asia country they are actually from (one having a pint sounded unlikely), they would never refer to themselves as a Paki, rhyming slang or otherwise.

And before anyone asks "Going for a chinky" isn't acceptable anymore either.

[InversneckieDob]

Clue: it isn't "Gran'paw Broon's selection of baccies".

Daphne Broon's pish flaps?

No doesnae work.

[donsdaft]

"anyway, ran out of suncream, beer and glue.......must dash to the Paki's (ie the corner shop)"

I doubt any of the folk JJ is counting as his Hamilton mates would consider themselves as such. Not only do I think JJ hasn't done his due diligence regarding which SE Asia country they are actually from (one having a pint sounded unlikely), they would never refer to themselves as a Paki, rhyming slang or otherwise.

And before anyone asks "Going for a chinky" isn't acceptable anymore either.

Okay thanks.

Translated if a bit obscure.

Now what about sweaty?

[Mason89]

Sweaty sock - Jock

Completely irrelevant of course as that’s not a racial slur. I got called a ‘Porridge Wog’ once at Lympstone.

[donsdaft]

I thought of sock but couldn't find the rhyme.

It's JJ we're talking about and it doesn't rhyme with p'rick.

[The_Moog]

I thought of sock but couldn't find the rhyme.

It's JJ we're talking about and it doesn't rhyme with p'rick.

It does rhyme with cock though....

[Pacman1903]

Sweaty sock - Jock

Completely irrelevant of course as that’s not a racial slur. I got called a ‘Porridge Wog’ once at Lympstone.

I get called a "porridge wog" here at work.

A- Because I live of porridge as I refuse to eat out of the galley (diet also consists of dried fruit, nuts and (nowadays) Gold Bars and Classics)

B- Because the English and welsh think its hilarious to call me it

C-Im Scottish

[bigj]

Excuse my ignorance but Hamilton?????

[Pacman1903]

Excuse my ignorance but Hamilton?????

Hamilton Accies rhymes with people from Pakistans derogatory name