Corky's Cracking Christmas Caption Compo

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[size=4][b]"I can see him up there, in the South Stand, Vera - but he's with yet another woman, the *******!

Are you sure you're pregnant?"

[Scoular1]

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The fence rattlers send out their ferocious advance party to the Fratton end during a Pompey v Scum match

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"I think the queue starts here for the "Please Don't Go, Scoular!" petition'

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Ring them bells you heathens - here is the judgement.

In 3rd place for his entry "Tescos" and the winner of the "Ghost of Christmas Past Award" and a signed copy of the Warwickshire Cricket over 50s Annual 2014, give it up for Sui !!!!

[Corkhead]

Tense innit? I really don't know the winners until I open the envelopes.

In 2nd place for his entry "Cheerleaders" and the winner of the "Ghost of Christmas Present Award" plus a year's subscription to "Photoshop for Dummies" magazine, give it up for Lassie !!!!

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And finally... the winner of Corky's Cracking Christmas Caption Compo for 2014 is... tense music like Strictly with the spotlight on all the punters looking very nervous...

TamarBlue for his entry "Johnny". The yuletide cucumber is on its way west as I write.

Hark them Herald Angels sing and praise be !!!!

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Any complaints about the running and judging of this competition should be sent to Jim the Mod at Fratton Faithful as whatever you say it will be his fault.

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Excellent...good job Corkmeister

ps Where is the cry icon ?

[Scoular1]

I have to say that the Albums seem a good compilation,might get the 2 volumes.