Caption Competition - the Scotland Edition

**Corkhead** · 16-09-2014, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by chiswickmart

I really fear for what Lassie and his photoshop might do to this.

Well bless his shrivelled old testes it looks like he's already had a go at it. Using his left hand only

and taking his massive reference library of 60s Health and Efficiency mags as inspiration, he has used his airbrush tool

to great effect.

**pfclassof61** · 16-09-2014, 01:57 PM

When's the closing date/time Corks?

Just firing up the ole Photoshop - could get them prancin' around in yer allotment...

**Corkhead** · 16-09-2014, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by pfclassof61

Just firing up the ole Photoshop

I bet you are you dirty old git. Never heard it called that before.

**pfclassof61** · 16-09-2014, 02:07 PM

'Course, they could be inspecting those deformed root veggies of yours...

**Corkhead** · 16-09-2014, 02:14 PM

You just stick to "firin' yer old Photoshop up" but at your age just be careful it doesn't come off in your hand.

**pfclassof61** · 16-09-2014, 02:20 PM

Caption: "Corkie dumps his floundering career in graphic design to promote a new line of sportswear for unsuspecting lady clients"

**Corkhead** · 16-09-2014, 02:24 PM

Floundering.

Still when you're desperate a job's a job innit. How's the traffic census going?

**pfclassof61** · 16-09-2014, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by Corkhead

Floundering.

Corrected for you.
(DYSWIDT?

)

**Corkhead** · 16-09-2014, 02:31 PM

Beep beep.

**pfclassof61** · 16-09-2014, 02:34 PM

Repetition smacks of desperation...
...and lack of inspiration...

Thread: Caption Competition - the Scotland Edition