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  1. #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by Romared View Post
    Can you quote this pyss taking ? Surely you can , YOR THE MAN !!!
    Found out yet ?Tha well known fo tellin lies remember

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    I had a hearing aid fitted last month and no one has mentioned it....
    it's so discreet non of you have seen it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romared View Post
    Found out yet ?Tha well known fo tellin lies remember



    Don't like to disappoint so there you go


    10-06-2017, 09:48 PM #5
    Romared


    Does that make you feel big ? 5ft 7 , fat n Bald , dodgy health , Thinks he's younger than he is , Unda thumb , probably bullied in early life , so bullies now , the list is endless for you owd lad !! " we are all in the gutter , but some are lookin at the stars " sleep well Jezza



    Well you did ask
    Last edited by Exiletyke; 17-09-2017 at 11:29 PM.

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    Hadn't seen your previous message Exile but i hope everything is ok after your scan, good luck.

    I had a scan after some 2hat whacked me on the head from behind with the butt of a pool cue. All I was doing was trying to split up a fight between r kid and a mutual friend who were arguing over a fiver laikin pool. To add insult to injury the altercation went outside and the police collared me and I got charged with a public order offence and fined heavily.

    About 2 weeks after the incident I had a massive dizzy spell and went straight to A&E from which i spent a week in Barnsley General, Doctors said I was very lucky. Head injuries are terrible and can be a silent killer. Last bleeding time I play peacemaker a tell thi!

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    Thanks P&M now waiting to see Neuro surgeon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Acido View Post
    Footymad Admin want us to clamp down much more on these days and believe me you could have been banned for that Zip. Ive chose to edit instead of dishing out a ban, lets hope I/we don't regret my choice of non-action eh.
    Really??

    ......so the 'N' word is off limits but numerous posts mocking the prospective new owners dialect are fine.

    Here's the excellent and extremely funny Chris Rock telling it like it is. Enjoy, blud.....

    WARNING -- contains material that some 'snowflakes' will find offensive.

    (linky) www.youtube.com/watch?v=51vFbsZkhXU
    Last edited by Acido; 29-09-2017 at 11:47 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by red_card4zip View Post
    Really??

    ......so the 'N' word is off limits but numerous posts mocking the prospective new owners dialect are fine.

    Here's the excellent and extremely funny Chris Rock telling it like it is. Enjoy, blud.....

    WARNING -- contains material that some 'snowflakes' will find offensive.

    (linky) www.youtube.com/watch?v=51vFbsZkhXU





    "....so the 'N' word is off limits but numerous posts mocking the prospective new owners dialect are fine."


    The N word's been off limits for years or hadn't you noticed


    You really can't see the difference can you?
    Last edited by Acido; 29-09-2017 at 11:47 AM.

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    And they're off.....(linky)

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf-cHNC6hRU

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    A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked if I fancied taking part in a marathon. I was going to decline but she told me it was for disabled kids and children with severe learning difficulties.

    I thought, fuq me, I might win this.












    I took this dyslexic bird back to my flat last night.

    She ended up cooking my sock



















    Just been given some financial good news....




    It seem's the African lad I was sponsoring has been eaten by a lion.



















    I've just emailed my application form to join the dominatrix club.

    I got an instant reply thanking me for my submission.



















    I like that there's more coverage of women's football on TV these days.


    Do you know what the highest paid woman in woman's football makes?

    Sandwiches.















    Mexico is asking for help looking for 13 year old girls in the rubble after the recent earth quake.




    Rochdale and Rotherham have sent a team of taxi drivers.












    Chinese Takeaway £24
    Petrol to pick it up £2
    Getting home and realising one of the useless tw@s have forgotten one of your containers........



    Riceless.












    What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?



    Chun Ki Ho.












    My Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a Roger
    But she started to scream the moment I got my c0ck out....



    Turns out she just wanted to let the spare room out.









    Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking tea when he hears a knock at the door.
    When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"
    Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man
    starts to yell louder. "You Sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look, you´ve obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door.



    The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts
    his clipboard under Nelson´s nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"Mr. Mandela smiles and says "look young man...you've got the wrong man"



    The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!" Behind him are two very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson Mandela yells at him, "Look, I don´t want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"............

    The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says, "Aren't you Nissan Main Dealer?"

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    I recently broke up with my girlfriend after she gained a bit of weight,or got pregnant as she put it.

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