I had a hearing aid fitted last month and no one has mentioned it....
it's so discreet non of you have seen it.
I had a hearing aid fitted last month and no one has mentioned it....
it's so discreet non of you have seen it.
Don't like to disappoint so there you go
10-06-2017, 09:48 PM #5
Romared
Does that make you feel big ? 5ft 7 , fat n Bald , dodgy health , Thinks he's younger than he is , Unda thumb , probably bullied in early life , so bullies now , the list is endless for you owd lad !! " we are all in the gutter , but some are lookin at the stars " sleep well Jezza
Well you did ask
Last edited by Exiletyke; 17-09-2017 at 11:29 PM.
Hadn't seen your previous message Exile but i hope everything is ok after your scan, good luck.
I had a scan after some 2hat whacked me on the head from behind with the butt of a pool cue. All I was doing was trying to split up a fight between r kid and a mutual friend who were arguing over a fiver laikin pool. To add insult to injury the altercation went outside and the police collared me and I got charged with a public order offence and fined heavily.
About 2 weeks after the incident I had a massive dizzy spell and went straight to A&E from which i spent a week in Barnsley General, Doctors said I was very lucky. Head injuries are terrible and can be a silent killer. Last bleeding time I play peacemaker a tell thi!
Thanks P&M now waiting to see Neuro surgeon
Really??
......so the 'N' word is off limits but numerous posts mocking the prospective new owners dialect are fine.
Here's the excellent and extremely funny Chris Rock telling it like it is. Enjoy, blud.....
WARNING -- contains material that some 'snowflakes' will find offensive.
(linky) www.youtube.com/watch?v=51vFbsZkhXU
Last edited by Acido; 29-09-2017 at 11:47 AM.
And they're off.....(linky)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf-cHNC6hRU
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I thought, fuq me, I might win this.
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She ended up cooking my sock
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I got an instant reply thanking me for my submission.
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Sandwiches.
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Riceless.
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Chun Ki Ho.
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But she started to scream the moment I got my c0ck out....
Turns out she just wanted to let the spare room out.
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking tea when he hears a knock at the door.
When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man
starts to yell louder. "You Sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look, you´ve obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts
his clipboard under Nelson´s nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"Mr. Mandela smiles and says "look young man...you've got the wrong man"
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!" Behind him are two very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson Mandela yells at him, "Look, I don´t want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"............
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says, "Aren't you Nissan Main Dealer?"
I recently broke up with my girlfriend after she gained a bit of weight,or got pregnant as she put it.