OT: Favourite sayings

[CTMilller]

My dad said that, too. (Perhaps all dad's did?)

He also said "We'll be right up Johnson's entry" when talking about the consequences of some that might go wrong. I've only recently realised this was probably a euphemism for the cruder "Right up Jack's ar se" to be used in front of children...

[Brin]

'Ferk me 2 away League wins on the bounce'

[Hazza Has A Gazza]

"put wood int' oyl" = close the door
"speak up brown, you're through" after trumping

[rileyev.the.third]

she looks like she fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Or an ice breaker I use.

Would you rather walk in on your mum and dad having *** once a week for the rest of your life or join in once?

What about you find yourself 2 inches into your mum while your Dad's 2 inches into you. Do you move forwards or backwards.

Yes I know I've completely lowered the tone.

Sorry fellas. .

[Nardendee]

You’ll be looking on the other side of your face. - How does that work?

I’ll box your ears - wouldn’t find a box big enough.

You don’t seem yourself today! - Who am I then?

Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.

If you fall down and break your legs don’t come running to me.

Make sure you have clean pants on in case you get knocked down.

You must be wet behind the ears.

Speak your mind.

Put your brain into gear before you open your mouth.

Wrap him in cotton wool.

I’ll get the Bobby to come for you.

[caytonmiller]

I've got a few
"pick yer fkin toys up".
"wot it's my round again"
" Well you will put dirty things in your mouth"

[caytonmiller]

Not exactly a favourite one but a REPETITIVE one from my beloved....
" Time to log off love "

Try this one. "I'm just removing search history love, The dogs only been watching dwarf **** again". Works for me

[DaveyJohn]

My mum always says "well I'll go to foot o our stairs!" everytime something happens that is slightly shocking

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

"Never mind the quality feel the width"

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

Scenario- 10+ pints of lager and a doner kebab

" summats riftin' "