Annoying new football terminology.

[crashbang]

Liverpool have been good with the ball tonight, but better without it.???????

[Spuddy Speight]

Football set piece coaches with their mounted laptops pitch side!! The mind boggles!!
Next up will be players taking instructions through ear pieces from pitch side especially when players forget their scripts.

"Set piece coach to number 10.The round object is the ball. Pass the round object to someone in your team."

"Set piece coach to number 10."
You now need to strike the round object and hit that net. You are six feet away. "

"Flipping Hector, number 10 how did you manage to miss that? Get up from the deck!!!!!!
Now!!!"

There follows some oohs and boos from the crowd.

You just can't make it up.

Up The Millers!!

[DK_NY]

?We need to beat the teams in and around us?

Who are the teams that are in us ?

[Scum-Triumphant]

Just seen this one on telly.

Bournemouth 4 Tottenham 1
High pressures resulting in final third turnovers.

Just **** off.

[frogmiller]

Never really understood the low block but now there?s a mid block!

[frogmiller]

I don?t know if it has been mentioned but now there is a pre assist 🤬

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

I don?t know if it has been mentioned but now there is a pre assist 🤬

lol

Can?t remember which match it was this weekend but the clown commentator said that player x looked lively in the warm up