AFC limericks

[NaeMairNeeps]

Anither draa v St Johnstone
Lost points per game we are countin'
Wi the Tims weel atap,
Huns closin' the gap,
We'll be third if we dinna dae somethin!

[Don Julio]

Discussed at this week?s AGM:
The lack of a payment from ?them?,
Our future location,
Tactical formation -
?Just lump it? a fan inspired gem!

[Don Julio]

Soon it?s the time for a visit from Claus
(A red and white Dandy of course)
Our spirits to lift
I?ll seek as my gift
More wins and less* losses and draws

*apologies to the grammar police but ?fewer? didnae scan

** Fit?s abody else needin?? (Apart from punctuation that works)

[Don Julio]

This Xmas we Dons musnt grumble
Though our team has taken a tumble
In Jimmy we trust
And thats why we must
Take one game at a time and stay humble

[NaeMairNeeps]

Weel, michty me that wis jist murder.
Can we really regress ony further?
Anither right doin'
Maks torturous viewin
Can performances get much absurder?

[ByeByeScum2012]

We started the season on fire
We thought Thelin was our new Messiah
But then the daft c#nt
Started Ambrose up front
And the resulting performance was dire

[NaeMairNeeps]

In defence o' oor Peter 'A'
He wis better than maist fae today.
But 'tween him Kev an' Ester,
Ah'd rether play Fletcher
until we've a fit Pape Gueye

[swaddon2]

The Dons form is not very nice
As we go to the home of the lice
But the game will be brill
When we cuff them four nil
Pete Ambrose and Sokler score twice

[ByeByeScum2012]

The Dons form is not very nice
As we go to the home of the lice
But the game will be brill
When we cuff them four nil
Pete Ambrose and Sokler score twice

Swaddon I hope you are right
And we pump them on Sunday night
But its Cornhill for you
If you think Pete will score two
As he really is totally sh!te

[RED_JOHN]

Jimmy and his Dons had maybe hit a ceiling
Winning all the time was a good feeling
Now it?s all went wrong
Heavy defeats create a pong
Emergency work in January could be a healing