AFC limericks

[NaeMairNeeps]

A Danish born winger, Jeppe Okkels,
Has signed for the *********gin' yokels.
When ravishin' ruminants,
He displays such exuberance,
He'll surely fit in wi' the locals.

[swaddon2]

The Dons are now seeking new players
To shut up the many naysayers
It causes offence,
Our porous defence
I hope we can find good ballplayers

[NaeMairNeeps]

So 'sh33psh@ggin' is now a banned word,
As is' t33n' - don't ye think it's absurd?
Why nae ban the word 'red'
and declare the site dead?
ya c*nt f**kin skittery turd.

[NaeMairNeeps]

The Lat centre back, Kristers Tobers,
has signed for the Dons fae 'Grashopers'
In bolstering our defence,
The effect will be immense
in bailing out our 'slippery-slopers'.

[swaddon2]

The Dons have signed the boy Kristers
So, a'body, lock up yer sisters
But maybe he's gay
Not a problem, no way
Maybe he just likes the misters

[NaeMairNeeps]

As we all say "Farewell Jimmy C"
It's clear the Dandies agree,
Saved oor club fae the drop,
Did nae bad in Eu-rop
And served up a chuckle or three.

[swaddon2]

The Dons run is f*cking insane
Six months since we last won a game
But some new players are here
To give us some cheer
And bring the Scottish Cup hame

[swaddon2]

The lads from Dundee, hit for six
Which must be a kick in the dicks
But coming real soon
The Dons will hit toon
A clean sheet for him 'tween the sticks

[erchieplum]

As the planets align in the stars
Jimmy's squad do the same v the Pars
With play bold and gallus
Our aurora borealis
Will shine brightly ...(well subject to VARs !

[NaeMairNeeps]

Lookin' forward tae facin' Dunfermline,
'tho our current form is highly concernin'
One goal has them beat
If we keep a clean sheet.
and next round be humpin' the vermin.