Hall Of Fame
There once was a player from Millwall
Who came back up the road, he'd done f*ck all
He scored very late
Jimmy said "thank you, mate"
And he lent him his Daphne Broon s*x doll
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Kevin Nisbet's contribution at Millwall,
Could be accurately summed up as dismal.
Deep in stoppage time he struck,
All the Reds screamed 'Thank F*ck!'
as the Dons left with 3 points from Dingwall
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There once was a laddie called Nisbet
For whom McGrath’s head knock was kismet
Our efforts were moot
Till the ball left Shay’s foot
Passed under Devlin’s and then his met
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The perfect record looked like it would go
Till Jimmy brought on Shady Mo
Great work on the wing
And now we can sing
The sheep have won 9 in a row
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Ross County was full of intrigue
We showed zero signs of fatigue
Minute 97
A goal, we’re in heaven
And briefly were top of the league
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Two weeks and no kick of a ball
It's Nations League time for us all
Scotland v Poles
There'll be lots of goals
For Poland, for Scotland f*ck all
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An honour we rarely ever hear,
Was the France Euro team of the year.
Tims won it in 70
Huns? never did they.
83, Dons, so right up yer rear!
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So the boy Luis Lopes is back
To bolster the Dandy attack
If he steps out of line
Don't give him a fine
Just give him an old-fashioned smack
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To take back the invisible lad
Will make a fair few dandies mad
I really don’t want
The mercenary c*nt
To f*ck up the great start we’ve had
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The winning streak moves up to ten
Good times at Pittodrie again
If we make it eleven
We'll all be in heaven
When we're heading to Hampden again
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