AFC limericks

[Don Julio]

Among all the classless soap dodgers
First prize goes to one Brendan Rodgers
Gives rubbish excuses
Whenever he loses (or draws, cough)
Perhaps he’s a ****y wee todger?

[swaddon2]

Attending the game was Sir Rod
He's looking his age now, my God
I don't think Maggie May
Wants to roll in the hay
With the clapped-out randy old sod

[swaddon2]

Next up for the Dons, it's the DABs
Whose supporters are covered in scabs
From the banks of the Tay
A clean place? It's nae
Don't go if you've not had your jabs

[blowupsheep]

Next up for the Dons, it's the DABs
Whose supporters are covered in scabs
From the banks of the Tay
A clean place? It's nae
Don't go if you've not had your jabs

we have a winner

[NaeMairNeeps]

One mair win for Jimmy Thelin,
Noo it's 14 wins oot o' 15.
Jimmy Goodwin's nae chuffed,
His team got well stuffed.
F*ck the minkers fa wear tangerine.

[swaddon2]

Today was the war of the Jims
Our Thelin against Jim Goodwin
A goal from Ambrose
And our sterling run grows
And United can get in the bin

[Don Julio]

There once was a man from Jonkoping
Whose team there was simply no stopping
The boss of the Jutes
Could not lace his boots
So the SPFL we are topping

[Don Julio]

Halloween lies just ahead
A time when awaken the dead
So out come the freaks
Blue half of the cheeks
The zombie club visits the Reds

[57vintage]

At the end, Dante Polvara ran
On to acknowledge the masterplan
Had worked yet again
In the pishing-doon rain
Despite the Jutes parking the caravan

[Auldtoontoby]

I'm nae homo***ual
In fact I'm quite normal
But I have a strange feeling
That I love Jimmy Thelin