AFC limericks

[Don Julio]

Given the Dons current plight
When everything?s seemingly sh1te
A poem or ditty
Or anything witty
I can?t find the motive to write

[Don Julio]

There once was a man from Jonkoping
Said yes when Dave Cormack came knocking
Set off like a train
But his cup win?s in vain
If this free fall he cannae be stopping

[NaeMairNeeps]

There was a young wiinger called Karlsson,
who would keep the ba' rather than passin'
Said his Boss, Yim Thelin,
'fit the fk were ye daein?'
Ye should hae jist left it tae Clarkson!'.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Once, a fan of Dundeh Unittid,
Oft questioned by whom he was knitted
To a home game did stray
When the game was away.
Have you ever known one more dimwitted?

[NaeMairNeeps]

These days, posting on this here site,
is a mare associated with night.
When asked if I'm 'human'
I scream 'fa the f**k are you min?'
Come on Sibo min, this is ****e!

[Don Julio]

A made up joke rather than a limerick, but seemed the appropriate place for it (we need some cheering up).


Why did the Rowie throw himself at the feet of the Buttery?

[Don Julio]

He was a forward Roll.

[swaddon2]

The Dandies have murdered The Dee
Which made all the fans shout "yippee"
The team is now stable
We'll move up the table
We're winning the league now, says me

[swaddon2]

The Dons have been battered in Greece
Which fair made me choke on my piece
Our players are sh*te
Yes, you hear me right
Maist of the c*nts are nae eese

[blowupsheep]

The Dons have been battered in Greece
Which fair made me choke on my piece
Our players are sh*te
Yes, you hear me right
ALL of the c*nts are nae eese

Fixed that for you pal