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[Romared]

Sarnds assiff its still windy rarnd theer , gypsies from leeds arr watchin that metal chair that's blown past Brenda's cafe ump**** times and ev been seen piking orr what's left of Sam n Lydias caravan ! , nubdi officially deerd yit , ittul get wurse afoor it starts to improve , hope Sam (acido ) gets reyt ♥ it's Halloween sooin !!,

[SBRed48]

BREAKING NEWS. Samson, son of Sam, is missing and a cause for concern.

Looks like Harriet and Liv are officially deead. Vinny is well stocked wi batteries. Shud be looads a scrap abart following The Great Storm.

Al is still rushing to Chas with the opening line, "I needed to see you". Either Aaron or Cain al sooart 'im art sooin. Does Al's eead ever move when he is talking ? He allus looks like he has just realised he has followed through after a loose fart.

The herd of cows that trampled Nate ev just run past aar winda heading towards Rochdale.

[Romared]

Nate trampled mi arse ! Id ony a littul plasta stuckon , Them 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 need Dan Blocker to " rarnd em up and move em on" !

[SBRed48]

Nate ez got two lasses feyting to be the one to sit by his hospital bed.

My money is on the lass of Afro Carribean heritage being the one to see Nate reyt and help him recover from his severe trampling.

Just seen Conway (Arseoyle) riding bareback holding a lassoo flash past winda chasing them cows.

Cows reported to be already in Littleborough centre still running rampant. The Great Storm ez really spooked them.

[Romared]

Nate ez got two lasses feyting to be the one to sit by his hospital bed.

My money is on the lass of Afro Carribean heritage being the one to see Nate reyt and help him recover from his severe trampling.

Just seen Conway (Arseoyle) riding bareback holding a lassoo flash past winda chasing them cows.

Cows reported to be already in Littleborough centre still running rampant. The Great Storm ez really spooked them.

wa little jooa theer ? Yond Nate needs his bellus domas lopping off ! Anutha dees tuneet , who cannit bi ? Sams Lad ? a reccun Als got eartha kitts ! iffi ent nar he sooin willev wen Kane or Aaron bray him up !

[x11barnsley]

I’m worried about a Dingle getting a shock when they play darts.
Have you seen where the board ( not a Yorkshire board ) is ?
Right next to light switch and wire trunking.
They must be pretty good when they get the old Schofields out

[Romared]

I’m worried about a Dingle getting a shock when they play darts.
Have you seen where the board ( not a Yorkshire board ) is ?
Right next to light switch and wire trunking.
They must be pretty good when they get the old Schofields out

if thed to hit that wiring thud blow all village up its gorra dodgy connection onna street lamp Zak did it year's agu ,

[SBRed48]

I’m worried about a Dingle getting a shock when they play darts.
Have you seen where the board ( not a Yorkshire board ) is ?
Right next to light switch and wire trunking.
They must be pretty good when they get the old Schofields out

Is that gay partner of Ethan still on the scene, the electrician who sooarted art Charles ?

He could do a full rewiring at mates rates.

Id evvto be careful working ararnd that C0ckatoo in the cage so it dunt get freetend and move abart.

[Romared]

Weer did Carlton Morris ( Nate ) get them marks frum on iz kite ? A dint see nonon thusdi neets episode, looks asiff Samson's LEAFING show brarn bred , that big lass jogging eh watwarrawl that abart !!

[SBRed48]

Weer did Carlton Morris ( Nate ) get them marks frum on iz kite ? A dint see nonon thusdi neets episode, looks asiff Samson's LEAFING show brarn bred , that big lass jogging eh watwarrawl that abart !!

Make up lass worron holiday when Nate filmed it. Came back next day but nobody told her. Anyway them marks shud be cloven hoof shaped with two "claws". No wonder hospitals are full if Nate is occupying a bed wi just a few scratches on his face.

That big lass wo Gabby whose lerr herssen go a bit.