It's always better if posters just pack in the nonsense themselves really isn't it.
That said, Swale and I are in agreement that the arguing really does need to stop now, or we'll need to get the cards out. That would be a proper pain in the arse as I'm typing on a phone in France with an iffy internet connection and last I heard from Swale he was typing whilst trying to walk the dog!
Oh and neither of us want another letter from the Mad headmaster either. . .