FAO SB in happy valley

[Acido]

Thaz got thissen a good deal theear mi owd. A wo drinking that Winters Gold a few Woodrows back and it guz darn well..

Ahh so thats why Woodrow is always permanently TWO WEEKS away, eh SB!!.

[SBRed48]

Awa temptud to gu for Abertor , £21 , av norredit ez thar ? A went fo wun a knew Dalwhinnie Winters Gold, Luvvit , amoff ageeun inna fottnitt fo sum moor , need fewel allowance sooin tho arseablowk gorra chance theese days ?

A know itz all abart personal taste and thuz no reyt or wrong but av allus farnd that Aberlour a bit raw and just a cuppala glasses gave me an eeardake. Get thissen stocked up wi wot tha likes nar while thurron offer. Its allus same, the'll not be meni offers ararnd just befooar Winter Solstice celebrations cos the buggers know tha'll panic buy at eni price then.
Luvly morning up eear in Happy Valley. Av leeted on a lot tekkin the dog art forra morning sh1t away from their own houses.

[Romared]

Mornin SB arta goowin ? Av just dun 2 laps rarnd park 3k !! Sunny , cool, breezy art ere, Thuzza reyt pile o wood int towd crikit field fo tunneets bonfire, ezta bin bunnywooding thissen? Enjoy thi malt this aft watchin Jeff wunda if 50/50 lass willbi back today , am not buyin wun off that bozzy eyed kid ,
Esta noortissed Acidos Avatar , that's a reyt mekovva and a vast improvement Salute owd mate

[SBRed48]

Not sa bad owd c0ck,
Last time a saw a bonfire lit a hedgehog came scurrying art. When a wo abart six at a back garden bonfire a jumping jack shot at mi bare leg (in ragamuffin short keks then) and badly burnt mi skin. Still got the scar. Dogs al be freetend toneet and the hairs on Mary's ***** allus stand on end after a bang.
Ez tha watched Look North last cuppala neets? That gay Taff bloke ez tekken ovva, him and Kevin Donovan's lass Keeley are now doing the sofa presenting. Weearz 'Arry ? Itz not reyt in Yorkshire. Gerrin like Brighton.
Cummon you Reds !

[Acido]

.. Esta noortissed Acidos Avatar , that's a reyt mekovva and a vast improvement Salute owd mate.

Yeah its a cracker isn't, thats my horrible Monday morning mask to be honest, ohh yes! lol.
I didn't get to wear it on Weds 31st/Halloween night though, as I was working.

[Romared]

Working ? Warratha doowin ? Ghost warks

[Acido]

Working ? Warratha doowin ? Ghost warks

I was there as well last night kid (thats why I don't post on here on some Satdy nights btw), Im doing a bloomin 12 hour nightshift again!!.

And if Id turned up in a scary mask like that though Id have been sacked on the spot, some employers have no sense of humour.

[Romared]

Dunt tellmi , tharra jiggolo

[Romared]

I was there as well last night kid (thats why I don't post on here on some Satdy nights btw), Im doing a bloomin 12 hour nightshift again!!.

And if Id turned up in a scary mask like that though Id have been sacked on the spot, some employers have no sense of humour.

A feel a song cummin on " on the night shift " commodores ? You kno yor not alone, on the night shift !!!
ennyrooard thu carnt sack thi , tha sackless t start wi

[SBRed48]

Aar think Acido iz wunna them male escorts givvin the fine ladies of Normanton and Pontefract a taste of the high life.