General News Chat

[mondo_notion]

Statement due imminently. General election or whiff whaff to be new Olympic sport?

[Jupiter]

His hair has gone out of control again.

[Jupiter]

Whiff whaff (or table tennis) is already in the olympics

[mondo_notion]

Whiff whaff (or table tennis) is already in the olympics

You are absolutely right.

[mondo_notion]

Boris Johnsons eyes seem to have moved a lot closer together since he became PM. Strange.

[mondo_notion]

No idea what the point of that statement was. Did he even mention whiff whaff?

[Jupiter]

It's very odd how prime ministers make a statment in the road outside their house. Surely there is somewhere better they could do it, like inside number 10.

[57vintage]

Or they could allow through traffic* of steam rollers whilst ****s like that are speechifying.

* I ken it’s a cul-de-sac

[Devanha Red]

It's very odd how prime ministers make a statment in the road outside their house. Surely there is somewhere better they could do it, like inside number 10.

He's probably nae done the hoovering and the place looks like a bombs hit it. Would you want the cameras in your hoose when it's like a tip.

[Devanha Red]

Or they could allow through traffic* of steam rollers whilst ****s like that are speechifying.

* I ken it’s a cul-de-sac

Used to be able to steam right through. Bloody Westminster council.