O/T Friday neet joke thread (Please do not read if easily offended) 18+

[Brin]

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'

[Brin]

“A Jew, a black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other, so I thought I would go over there and break the ice.”

[Brin]

What do you call a deaf gynecologist?



A lip reader.

[Brin]

How is virginity like a soap bubble?



One prick and it's gone.

[Brin]

Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?




Ken came in another box.

[Brin]

What is the best part of a blowjob?



Ten minutes of peace and quiet.

[Back of the net]

A little boy asked his dad whats in between mums legs and he says "It's paradise my boy." "Ok whats in between your legs" and he says "Its the key to paradise." And the boy goes "Well you better get that lock changed because that prick next door has a spare key."

[Ronners]

Like the lad who fell in a vat of chocolate and all his mates sang "Billy don't be an Aero"

Glad Friday Neet's back missed it loads.

Haha jake, the old one's are always the best, as Brin has already said

[Ronners]

"Do you remember that row we had twenty years ago when we sat down and wrote down each others faults?" I said to my wife. "Oh God yes, I still have mine somewhere, " she said with a giggle. "Well I've now finished, " I replied.

[thaimillerfan]

There's a new contraceptive pill for men its 3 inch in diameter and half inch thick …….. You put them in your shoe it makes you limp