Neil Lennon’s next team V St Midden match thread

[InversneckieDob]

In these ultra-sanitised days, the probability is that one of our easily-offended, or one of their poor, indulged snowflakes was mentally scarred by being called ‘a poopypants’ or ‘a rapscallion’ or something.

Sounds pwopah nawtee.

[Donanddusted]

I think I we should be the first club to start a “brown pants matter”

Sounds like a load of shyte

[NaeMairNeeps]

You shouldn’t be abused for pooping yourself in this day and age , I think I we should be the first club to start a “brown pants matter” campaign and at the beginning of every match our players should all get in the squatting position mimicking having a poop in a bid to raise awareness of the terrible abuse received by those who regularly soil their underpants .

Nah .... bad idea. It'll open the floodgates tae every 'fair game' abusive comment ever uttered on and off the field.

... Think aboot it ....

Kenny McLean stumbles across Donsdaft's comments on this forum .... complains tae the press .... hordes o' like-pelted fellow colleagues jump on the bandwagon, and afore ye can say 'hello sailor' or 'are you free Mr Humphries?', every team in the league, before kick off, stands wi one hand on the hip, the ither hangin fae' a limp wrist on the end o' an extended arm - in solidarity wi players offended by haein the 'p' word directed at them ....

... and then Hugh Sproat chimes in ..... and it all gets rather silly.

[donsdaft]

You shouldn’t be abused for pooping yourself in this day and age , I think I we should be the first club to start a “brown pants matter” campaign and at the beginning of every match our players should all get in the squatting position mimicking having a poop in a bid to raise awareness of the terrible abuse received by those who regularly soil their underpants .

Like very much

[donsdaft]

Speaking of McLean.

I’ve taken to watching Match of the Day.

God knows why, I only end up shouting at my ipad because of the diving.

I used to quite like Norwich but now obviously want them to lose every game.

If I had a fiver for every time the commentator mentioned McLeans name this season then I’d probably have a tenner.

Ghost.

[NaeMairNeeps]

If I had a fiver for every time the commentator mentioned McLeans name this season then I’d probably have a tenner.

... and if ye stopped watchin' guffba' ... ye would hae nithin .... but since ye dinna get a fiver for every mention, ye hae nithin onywye ... c'mon min, yer nae gettin ony younger ... mak the maist o' yer time ... get a hobby

[GASC1980]

Could be wrong but was that not the match when there was a brawl pre match at the scotia?

That was Motherwell home game. Nae idea fit happened at St. Mirren game but i would have thought with yon weather nobody would have been up for anything other than being indoors before or after the game.

[irnbru1903]

I used to quite like Norwich but now obviously want them to lose every game.

Seems like you are getting quite a bit of success on that front. My Ipswich loving brother in law would be well amused if his team weren't a lot worse.

[donsdaft]

Well, it’s not like I’m looking for their scores or anything but when they come on the program that I’m already watching then I admit to looking where the ball isn’t to see if I can find him avoiding possession.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Well, it’s not like I’m looking for their scores or anything but when they come on the program that I’m already watching then I admit to looking where the ball isn’t to see if I can find him avoiding possession.

... Ah'm gettin worried aboot ye noo