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  1. #81
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    Belfast Andy goes to the Doctors and says "Hey Doc,I feel like a tw@t".

    Doctor replies "Funny that cos you look like a cnut".



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    Saka scores runs into the crowd to celebrate and doesn't get booked! Now that's a f uckin joke.

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    Best joke tonight was Ronaldo missing a penalty

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    Quote Originally Posted by CalverleyBoy View Post
    Best joke tonight was Ronaldo missing a penalty
    3 Leeds old boys also added to the mirth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billyni View Post
    3 Leeds old boys also added to the mirth.
    Yes Sir

    Nice to see Jonny Howson giving the scum some bants after he popped in his pen

    Always cheers me up when they fail

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rev72 View Post
    Yes Sir

    Nice to see Jonny Howson giving the scum some bants after he popped in his pen

    Always cheers me up when they fail
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    I am convinced one or two of the scum players didnt want to win, their shooting was up there with some of ours on occasions

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    Can I just say that if anyone receives a private message from me about canned meat,don't open it!

    Its spam.



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    Mate of mine went to see a psychic last week who told him he was coming into money.

    Last night he shagged a fat bird called penny

    Spooky or what

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    as bad as our day was yesterday. some Finnish cross country skier had it worse. Frostbite on his johnson. Not good.

    Luckily, he just had to soak it in cider.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rev72 View Post
    Belfast Andy goes to the Doctors and says "Hey Doc,I feel like a tw@t".

    Doctor replies "Funny that cos you look like a cnut".


    Just seen this ya bollox!!

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