There’s been a bit of a deluge of new ice cream parlours over the last couple of years.
Vastly overpriced and not anywhere near the standard they should be.
There’s a new Italian Gelato place on George Street/ Hutcheon Street which is bloody excellent and reasonably priced.
Real Italian quine making real Italian gelato.
Melon mmmm
Passion fruit mmmm
Blood orange mmmmmm
Vanilla with morello cherries mmmmm
You can tell I had a mix.
Their turtle wax* flavour is really good too.
* if you still get turtle wax, it’s been that long since I cleaned my car.
There’s mair than 20 places to get your hair cut between my hoose in denburn and my shop in Rosemount Place.
It’s about a 10 minute walk.
I cut my own hair, it takes less than a minute.
What’s all this ****e with wifies getting there toenails painted while sitting on a chair in the shoppy window?
Gads.
I dinna have any hair, dinna bother my @rse getting the motor cleaned and am quite happy with my natural skin pallor.
But I fuc king LOVE ice cream.
I could eat it constantly.
Thing is, I'm dull.
I like vanilla best.
Sue me.
Fat wifies with their feet oot sitting in shoppie windaes?
It’s hardly Amsterdam.
I apologise for the there/their mixup last night.
Nah, the ice cream is too good for that.
Anyway, us oldies never put hundreds and thousands on ice cream, it was completely tasteless reed sass if anything at all.