Reply With QuoteAt least lassie tries to liven up his lack of humour with a picture.
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wig made from bum hair but everytime I put it on it blows off
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At least lassie tries to liven up his lack of humour with a picture.
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Just a few, painful as it is for me.
Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube?
A. A laughing stock.
Q Whats the height of optimism?
A: English batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q. Whats the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car?
A. Nothing! If you blink youll miss them both.
Q What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q. What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?
A. They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.
Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the Pommies?
A Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.
Q. What's the difference between the Pommies and a funeral director?
A A funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes.
Have a great day all of you whether you are working or not. See those of you who are supporting our team tomorrow at the Kass
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big arse nick is what i thought you were going to quote. sorry nick got you mixed up with Pants or Pents whatever his is (easily forgotten
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Lovedean your jokes are shocking...Taxi for LDB..
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Originally Posted by bluekriss66
Lovedean your jokes are shocking...Taxi for LDB..
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Got the wife a Man U bra for Christmas - she hates it...,
Says the support is crap and it won't be long until the tits are out of both cups.
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Better than Lovedean thats for sure..
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Get back to work you
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I went for a testicle check up last week. The little Thai nurse cupped my balls & said,"Don't worry, it's quite normal to get an erection during this procedure" I said "I haven't got an erection" She said "No, but I have"...
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