So far. Barry will want to keep the may and june wage bill as low as possible. Will United sign class?, of course, they will sign a div 1 red rum, a Mohammed Ali, a div 1 Maradonna.

Unfortunately those three are dead.

It wont be as bad as that, whoever they sign will be class, it wont be as bad as being dead, as far as football is concerned, bu they might as well be.

Then theres signing hopeless cases like Lankester, young, talented, so they say, but with an injury record that stretches to ten pages.

Where is he today? its not the Abbey, wot a waste of time. Why is he wasting his time thinking hes a footballer? The turn over of players is astonishing, one year contracts then dumped because they are no good.

Ten in, ten out. Its like the Russian army, pushing soldiers to attack with no weapons, only to be mowed down, but make ten yards because the ukranians run out of ammo.

United field the arthritic, the knobbled, the fatally damaged, the hopeless, and by god, they stay up.

It cant last.

Fans are delighted because season ticket sales are over 2,000.

These people with nothing better to do than invest in failure, Mark Johnson said that 12th to 16 is success.

Surely these people have never stepped out of Cambridge, that even at an advanced age, they still see the same people they went to school with. That the mentality is that of the Welsh and are called Taffy.

They must be drunks, addicts, using sign language in its basest form, because english, beyond grunting, has been forgotten.

As for class, they will be cooks and maids, horse smoothers, boot cleaners, drain operatives, gardeners. They will be left voters like Bonner, i bet he had an orgasm when that dick Starmer visited Gillingham.

They will be sheep like all lefties, as sholes, jerks, the intellectually impaired, mini dictators, doing good while really doing evil.

How many United fans will have accidently shot their gamekeeper? Who has a butler? Who offers greetings?

Do uniteds gatemen offer greetings to fans? Or give gifts of flowers and chocolates, not the cheap sort. Why does Barry dress like a fif**** year old?, and not wear a suit, or armour? How many united fans have monkeys that haver better manners than anyone in the Habbin?

All thats there are poufs, dunces, fitters, chimney sweeps, boiler tube makers, only such would buy a season ticket, or any ticket.

Without paying they wont get in, unlike their betters. Cant wait for the first footballing leper to sign. If Monk didnt know before he does now. He got credit for keeping this shambles up, quit while your in credit mate.