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Thread: What Did The Elephant Say To The Naked Man

  1. #1
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    What Did The Elephant Say To The Naked Man

    ""How do you breath through that thing?""



    This is supposed to be an old joke...

    I had never heard it before yesterday.

    A great animal joke IMO.

    We didn't sink too low today.

    UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    re: What Did The Elephant Say To The Naked Man

    What did the fish say when it swam into a wall


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    DAM!!!

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    re: What Did The Elephant Say To The Naked Man

    Glad that you survived the 'cull' FT.

    Turns out that only the groovy folk were allowed to stay.

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    re: What Did The Elephant Say To The Naked Man

    its ""How do you breath through that thing?""

    FFS!

    were you in the family stand??

    its actually "how do you EAT with that thing"

    david beckham told it on the jonathan ross show just after his retirement, its his boys favourite joke

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    re: What Did The Elephant Say To The Naked Man

    I would have thought the reply from the naked man would be far more interesting,I.e. Something along the lines of f### me! a Talking Elephant.

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