Reply With QuoteSun tan lotion, a good book, a spare pair of shoes & massive dildo.
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From a Pub in Kenya.
You wouldnt catch me, or any of my colleagues getting involved in this kind of thing
Anyway, in a completely unreleated topic, I'm off to Kenya in a couple of weeks, anyone have any ideas what I should pack?
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Sun tan lotion, a good book, a spare pair of shoes & massive dildo.
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Loved Kenya.
U going to Mombasa or Nairobi.
You know not to take valuables of course so leave the Dons scarf at home
I would advise some jungle strength insect repellant.
And watch ur bags at the airports.
Also, stick a pair of socks down your trousers so you don't feel out of yer depth.
P.s. I didn't have to ^^^^^
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Somewhere just north of Nairobi... about 90 miles northOriginally Posted by soup-herb
Loved Kenya.
U going to Mombasa or Nairobi.
You know not to take valuables of course so leave the Dons scarf at home
I would advise some jungle strength insect repellant.
And watch ur bags at the airports.
Also, stick a pair of socks down your trousers so you don't feel out of yer depth.
P.s. I didn't have to ^^^^^
I'll mind and leave the Dons Scarf at home, but I'll be taking a shirt with me (I always do when I go off gallavanting). See if I can drum up some local interest.
Good shout re the bags, but they wont have to much valuable stuff in them.
I've got the anti-malarials already, so I'll just need to dig out some repellant as you say.
Mook, why on earth would I require a dildo?
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Nae wonder this country is phucked if our soldiers are heading off around the World without taking massive dildos with them
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Why would we need one?Nae wonder this country is phucked if our soldiers are heading off around the World without taking massive dildos with them
Improvise, adapt and overcome min.
Thats the of the game
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Why would we need one?Nae wonder this country is phucked if our soldiers are heading off around the World without taking massive dildos with them
Improvise, adapt and overcome min.
Thats the of the game
Is 'min' the Kenyan army?
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Why would we need one?Nae wonder this country is phucked if our soldiers are heading off around the World without taking massive dildos with them
Improvise, adapt and overcome min.
Thats the of the game
Is 'min' the Kenyan army?[/quote]
I've no idea.
Min.
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Would never have happened when I was in..From a Pub in Kenya.
You wouldnt catch me, or any of my colleagues getting involved in this kind of thing
Anyway, in a completely unreleated topic, I'm off to Kenya in a couple of weeks, anyone have any ideas what I should pack?
Phuckin Dug Eaters
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Mook Lowers another thread talking about his favourite fantasies and *** toys
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