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The turnstyle operator replies: "Will that be defenders or strikers, sir?"
Q: How can you tell when Forest are losing?
A: It's five past three.
A burglary was recently committed at the City Ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a red carpet.
Q: Why do Forest fans plant potatoes round the edge of the pitch at the City Ground?
A: So they have SOMETHING to lift at the end of the season!
Rumour has it that Stuart Pearce offered to send the Forest squad on an expenses paid holiday to Florida but they said they'd rather go to Blackpool so they could see what it's like to ride on an open-top bus.
A railway company has decided to start sponsoring Forest. The company thinks they are a suitable team because of their regular points failures.
Stuart Pearce was caught speed