You know you spend too much time on Villa Mad when ...

[MissWinnie]

you are skim reading an article which mentions that Freer helped James Corden lose weight and you think "Oooh, I never knew that about Freer".

It was actually a female nutritionist called Amelia Freer. Cheeks now turning slightly pink at own daftness.

Any more?

[bongosdad]

I think Amelia is Freers real.

Every time I see a bongo van I think hey its me.

[yubbywelch]

When you believe your related to another poster.

When you call the mods mum and dad.

When believe Bingo is a monkey.

When you look towards the future and you want to catch up with fellow posters.

[xchurchVilla]

When you discover that a fellow poster is somebody you used to knock around with at 12 years old!

[MissWinnie]

When you believe your related to another poster.

When you call the mods mum and dad.

When believe Bingo is a monkey.

When you look towards the future and you want to catch up with fellow posters.

Gosh, you have got it bad bro. Imaginary relatives? Whatever next! You'd never catch me doing anything that daft.

[yubbywelch]

and imaginary adversary's in footy comps

[MissWinnie]

Ohhh that's not your imagination bro.

[freer]

I think Amelia is Freers real.

Every time I see a bongo van I think hey its me.

Excuse me Bongo but Amelia is my cousin !

Heres the van that epitomises you chum :-) - view external link

[stateside]

When you enter you works log in Stateside.

[MissWinnie]

When you receive an email from a fellow poster that makes you laugh, and you go looking for the "like" button ...