General News Chat

[Jormungand]

I understood that he was compelled to tell his story, as part of the current investigation into the FM.

[Jupiter]

Salmond should STFU but his ego can’t handle it. Fat creepy Jambo b’stard

Would you shut up if that happened to you?

[Mason89]

Would you shut up if that happened to you?

Depends. If I was a married man & slinked into bed for ‘sleepy cuddles’ with the staff, then aimed for her cheek with a kiss but ‘missed’, then yes, I’d shut the f*ck up.

The real trick of course is not to be a handsy @rsehole in the first place. Leaves you open to this kind of stitch up, if that’s what it was.

[Basingstokered]

Surely none of it happened if the jury found him not guilty off all charges

[Mason89]

Surely none of it happened if the jury found him not guilty off all charges

You would need to take that up with Salmond. It was him that said it

[57vintage]

Surely none of it happened if the jury found him not guilty off all charges

‘Not proven’ on one charge, ‘not guilty’ on all of the others not dropped during the proceedings.

Anyway, watching the narcissistic gropey ****er scrap with the individual with the demeanour and abilities of a random, competent civil servant, affecting some sort of Blairite ‘progressivism’ will be entertaining for those of us with no dog in the fight.

[Basingstokered]

Sleepy cuddles and missed the cheek defense believed by 12 SNP fans could bring down Sturgeon classic. How very Scottish

[Mason89]

Sleepy cuddles and missed the cheek defense believed by 12 SNP fans could bring down Sturgeon classic. How very Scottish

Doubt it. Nobody likes Salmond enough to really give a f*ck. Unionists will kick the hole out it on account they’ve got nothing left but it won’t be a resignation issue. There aren’t any anymore

[InversneckieDob]

I'm no lover of the SNP, they're a flawed body on a variety of levels, but in the (ever decreasing) years I have left on this planet, I'd like to spend some time living in a society where "let the markets decide" and "me, me, me" are not the prevailing ethics.
The only way I see this happening is for Scotland to become independent of Westminster.
So I'll carry on voting for them meantime.

[The Red Max]

I've not got a horse in this race but if she is held to the same standards of accountability as the corrupt incompetent at Number 10 then Sturgeon won't be having too many sleepless nights about this.