Originally Posted by
Psaw
To answer your question about the queen, there are lots of reasons why i support the monarchy. Firstly, and you probably dont know this, she reminds me of Mummy. If by some abberation Mummy ever came back, and started to do me up the wrong 'un with a strap-on etc, she would look like the Queen, so it would be OK. She had to do it with lunatiks to fund my crayon-eating habit when I was younger.
Secondly,what it takes to refurbish buck palace is peanuts compared to what she makes for us, and what it costs to keep the royal family. I totally agree though that the royal family should be there, I wish Mummy was there.........She will come back though. Charles is a disgrace, he doesn't love his Mummy like I do.
Thirdly she is a leader, a figurehead, she makes me go hard, I'm like a beast in my ascendancy when I look at a picture of her. The beast wins, for a time.That's when I do it with Bingo, my Border Collie. You are part of the beast, it was the men like you that paid Mummy for *** and made her leave me. I forgive you though, without dark there is no light.
p.s, I once nearly fell for a euro beast.......a Dachshund. The socialist devil tried to tempt me away from Bingo.