Gaz "Ex wife hitting me with skateboard " was it hers or yours mate?
Blimey gaz, robins going down faster than Monica Lewinsky!!
Its not good enough Gaz lol, have you ever had a chinese burn or trod on a piece of lego while barefoot, or had double brain freeze after eating too much ice cream too quickly ?.
Make sure you don't fight her back Gaz otherwise you will have all the gay lesbian activists all over the country rioting and after your blood.