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Thread: Which one is best?

  1. #1
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    Which one is best?

    When it comes to insulting the scots. And hoping they get independance. Alcoholism, crime and drug statistics will plummet. The benefits bill will be half.

    1.Go in your mothers cnt. (They all do anyway
    2 I sh t on your fathers nose.
    3Get ***ed by a donkey.
    4 I will tear your crotch apart.
    5 Your a hole is filled with blue mud.
    6 Scots give blow jobs for AŁ1.
    7 Cursed be your mothers a nus.
    8 I sh it in your mothers milk, then give it to you to drink.
    This is for Buc. The rest of you aint no better.

    Scotland can fck off.

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    re: Which one is best?

    I reckon Frank is due a mental breakdown.

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    re: Which one is best?

    I reckon he's had it already.

  4. #4
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    re: Which one is best?

    Don't understand frank

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    re: Which one is best?

    I was following that up to 'blue mud'.

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    re: Which one is best?

    When insulting the scotch, what does the trick for me is being generally demeaning, referring to them as chookters and sweaties, and pointing out that all scotch achievements are figments of their imaginations, e.g., it was really an American that invented the TV (true), kilts were first worn by the Irish (true), and that Billy Connolly is not funny (true).

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    re: Which one is best?

    Quote Originally Posted by Psaw
    When it comes to insulting the scots. And hoping they get independance. Alcoholism, crime and drug statistics will plummet. The benefits bill will be half.

    1.Go in your mothers cnt. (They all do anyway
    2 I sh t on your fathers nose. Not nice.
    3Get ***ed by a donkey. Ouch.
    4 I will tear your crotch apart. That's evil.
    5 Your a hole is filled with blue mud. What's blue mud.
    6 Scots give blow jobs for AA?1. How do you know that..
    7 Cursed be your mothers a nus. Don't understand sorry..
    8 I sh it in your mothers milk, then give it to you to drink.
    This is for Buc. The rest of you aint no better.


    Scotland can fck off.
    ..not good..

    Try and be polite Psaw it's no hard mate."

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    re: Which one is best?

    Billy Connolly USED to be funny tbf.

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    re: Which one is best?

    He did, but that was so long ago it might as well never have happened.

    The Irish invented the bagpipes, as well. Not that anyone would categorize that as an achievement.

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    re: Which one is best?

    Quote Originally Posted by just_joe
    The Irish invented the bagpipes, as well. Not that anyone would categorize that as an achievement.
    I would, they have enhanced my enjoyment of Celtic Punk bands no end.

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