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    Thomas Hitzlsperger

    He no lika de ladies.

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    re: Thomas Hitzlsperger

    Has he gone all Tom Daley?

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    What's that then? A non-muff diver?

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    re: Thomas Hitzlsperger

    Who is he?

    edit - just googled, ohhh him..

    Always looked like a like a wrong 'un tbf.

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    re: Thomas Hitzlsperger

    Wasert he known as 'The Hammer' or summat?


    It were supposed to refer his shooting ability, but maybe it were actually a pet for his bum violating knob?

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    re: Thomas Hitzlsperger

    Quote Originally Posted by Floppy_funbags
    Has he gone all Daley?
    Fixed it for you Beamish.

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    re: Thomas Hitzlsperger

    Now Thomas Hitzlswallower

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    re: Thomas Hitzlsperger

    Marko, that were ****ing ****e and no mistake.

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    re: Thomas Hitzlsperger

    The papers keep referring to him as 'brave' - if he was that brave he would have announced it when he was at Aston Villa.

    Now that he is out he can shag other 'out' celebrities like Right Said Fred and him from Steps.

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    re: Thomas Hitzlsperger

    I think I'd be brave if we're willing to take a huge cock up my arse.

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