Reply With QuoteHappy bonking geekoids.
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Since most of you are probs geeky internet types and probs find it difficult pulling the sort of top notch totty that i do i've posted this 3 step guide to help you.
Make a face like this. To a babe it sends the message that you are strong and masculine but friendly and approachable as well. Stare at them like this for long enough and they won't be able to keep their hands off you.
Once you have peeked their interest by doing the first face pull a ***y face like this. It will drive them wild.
Then, once the first two faces i have demonstrated have done the trick and you have lured them into you boudiour do this alluring face and wait for the good times to start rolling.
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Happy bonking geekoids.
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The only way you could pull a bird is with a lasoo Thor,
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Thor.
You are off your box.
Never change fella.
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