Reply With QuoteDrink shandy.
Wear a cravat.
Moisturise.
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I of to go darn sarf for a few days.
Any tips for blending in down there?
I'll be leaving the whippet in kennels, obv.
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Drink shandy.
Wear a cravat.
Moisturise.
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Sweat
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Don't tar(tan) me with that brush.Originally Posted by kel_
I'm nay a Scoth, tbf.
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Wherever you're staying, when you get up in morning have a bite off of breakfast, clean your teeth, get dressed THEN go in the shower before venturing out. You'll blend right in with all the other whining rain-drenched ****s.
Divn't mention it.
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Do the Lambeth Walk and of yer dinner where yer tea should be.
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Arf.
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Swim...
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