In the interest of fairness I will decline. I'm sh1t hot at pool and was the Kilbirnie Champion in 1989. I've got trophies and aw that.
Carrying on from the cracking night we all had out at Xmas, I'm holding a pool tournament.
No sheep, and especially no DABs (apart from weearabs).
The tournament will be held in The Masters, Dennistoun, and with a straight knock out format.
I need to know how many tables to book, so stick your down here if you're interested. Obviously I'll just catch up with the usual mob through the phone.
P.S. If anyone asks if two shots carry, I'll wrap my cue around your heed like a turban.
That is all.
In the interest of fairness I will decline. I'm sh1t hot at pool and was the Kilbirnie Champion in 1989. I've got trophies and aw that.
The only reason a Jambo would be allowed in Dennistoun is as target practice.Originally Posted by 1995_Oh_My_Sides_
It would appear I fall foul of Danny's restrictions...
Ach well onwards...
" Christmas night out "
oh ma hoorin sides
The only reason a Jambo would be allowed in Dennistoun is as target practice.[/quote]Originally Posted by DannyBhoy
Well that's just bloody charming.
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oh ma hoorin sides [/quote]
Whoosh
I've just spoke to the landlady. It's on.
They're going to rig a pump up so that high quality cocaine will flow like beer. Eastern European women of questionable morals will deliver our alcohol to the tables wearing nothing but high heels and a big smile, and, depending on the numbers, they might plumb in a Hotpoint washing machine so we can all take turns of the Holly Willoughby lookalike that I'm getting off Adultwork.
Good times are ahead.
Originally Posted by DannyBhoy
i will see if i can get the learjet for the night
The only reason a Jambo would be allowed in Dennistoun is as target practice.[/quote]Originally Posted by 1995_Oh_My_Sides_
Well that's just bloody charming. [/quote]
You know that was a joke. Just bring your wallet.