This is the daftest thing you have ever come up with and that is saying something.
The referendum, the last election, the tory leadership contest have all been about the fight for the heart of the Conservative party with your one nation tories in one corner and the hardened euro sceptics in the other corner. It has now come to the boil even more as the euro sceptics are behind a deal which on paper is almost identical to the one they decried, simply because the person putting it forward is one of theirs. The hilarious thing about it all is that for 15 years Johnson was far more pro-eu than Corbyn ever was.
All the MP's in parliament are conflicted now between their ideologies, attempting to follow what they see as democracy (ie voting against their conscience by voting the way their constituents did) and political tactics/personal ambitions.
Beyond all this arguing there’s only one thing that’s clear
If you live north of Watford you’re basically ****ed
At one time there was a glimmer of hope that come a Labour government that things would improve up here. Brexit has shown that Labour has abandoned the north in favour of London and its surrounds.
I actually agree with you that the deals negotiated are compromises from a no deal brexit but are a bit short of the centre ground. With a bit more concession, not least by finding a domestic guarantee of standards (which could be defined and legislated domestically without tying to the EU?) then I think we're nearly there. And hope so too.