What about nodding dog position??
Breaking news - Vince Dale loses it and confuses NCFC with NCM in poaching his new management team
All appointments announced 5 seconds after posters post for the last time
Head coach: Durham
Assistant coach: Laddo
Analyst: Ncfcog
Vacant
Director of Football (I resigned already),
Set piece coach
Goalkeeping coach
Physio
Sports psychologist
Kit man
Groundsman
Mascot
Last edited by SwalePie; 27-01-2023 at 11:06 AM. Reason: Fixed off topic prefix
What about nodding dog position??
I’m a bit concerned that Laddo is too vocal and active for the Doyle role.
Bagsy me for mascot
Big problem I see is that now they’ve left NCM for their new roles then a number of remaining NCM posters will be obsessed by them and continually create new threads to debate (argue about) their relative merits (or not) as posters.
Football is all about statistics , and even with the Head Coach's disapproval , delighted to see ncfcog is already in place to right the wrong and correct the inaccurate.
Also important is the interaction with fans with a designated media man, I suggest Swale. Nice positive voice coming from the club.
After the blink and you missed it resignation by AC, then I'd propose Jacob or Jackal would be good in that role.
State of play then
Head coach: Durham
Assistant coach: Laddo
Analyst: Ncfcog
Director of Football: Jacob/Jackal
Media Liaison; Swale
Mascot: Glad2BeaPie
Nodding Dog: Irishpete (was that what you wanted?)
Vacant
Set piece coach
Goalkeeping coach
Physio
Sports psychologist
Kit man
Groundsman
Cheerleader(s)
Cook
Toilet attendant
Head of Recruitment
Fear it might already be something of a toxic workplace, but that's Vince's problem
Think you'll find I'm anything but a nodding dog!!
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