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Thread: George Bush goes to hell

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    George Bush goes to hell

    One day in the future, George W Bush has a heart-attack and dies.
    He immediately goes to hell, where
    the devil is waiting for him.


    "I don't know what to do here,"
    says the devil.. "You are on my
    list, but I have no room for you.
    You definitely have to stay here,
    so I'll tell you what I'm going to
    do. I've got a few folks here
    who weren't quite as bad as you.
    I'll let one of them go, but you
    have to take their place. I'll even
    let YOU decide who leaves."

    George thought that sounded
    pretty good, so the devil opened
    the door to the first room.

    In it was Ted Kennedy and a
    large pool of water. Ted kept
    diving in, and surfacing, empty
    handed. Over, and over, and
    over he dived in and surfaced
    with nothing. Such was his fate
    in hell.

    "No," George said. "I don't think
    so. I'm not a good swimmer, and
    I don't think I could do that all
    day long."

    The devil led him to the door of
    the next room.

    In it was Al Gore with a sledge-
    hammer and a room full of rocks.
    All he did was swing that hammer

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    re: George Bush goes to hell

    Very good Rammy, i like it

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    re: George Bush goes to hell

    I don't get it
















    very good rammy

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    re: George Bush goes to hell

    Yes I'm having that one, its a cracker Rammy

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