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Thread: SWEETCORN IN YOUR SHAT!!!

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    SWEETCORN IN YOUR SHAT!!!

    Why is it that when you eat sweetcorn it comes out your arse exactly the same.i've always found this a bit odd.

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    re: SWEETCORN IN YOUR SHAT!!!

    It comes out exactly the same? You mean when you eat it, it is encased in poo

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    re: SWEETCORN IN YOUR SHAT!!!

    Perhaps it's content is largely fibre.

    On a pedantic note; shat is the verb of the noun ****: you shat ****. Sweetcorn remains unchanged in your ****, not your shat. If we're talking **** (I often do), let's talk **** in good English. On that note, I'm away to drop the kids off at the pool.

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    re: SWEETCORN IN YOUR SHAT!!!

    Interestingly shat isn't recognised as a rude word on this system, but **** is.

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    re: SWEETCORN IN YOUR SHAT!!!

    It's not whole, it's the cellulose skin of the kernel that makes it though.

    Easy solved by ****ing chewing your food properly, instead of shovelling it down like a chavtastic mong.

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    re: SWEETCORN IN YOUR SHAT!!!

    Sadly, the sweetcorn were exterminated during the War of the Peanuts

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    re: SWEETCORN IN YOUR SHAT!!!

    Corn is not a good food for you in general

    Folks with arthritis should consider eliminating it from their diet.. Hard to do - as it is so many prepared foods..

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    re: SWEETCORN IN YOUR SHAT!!!

    Sweetcorn is delicious, especially that tinned stuff 'ho ho ho Green Giant' best on the market in my opinion.

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    re: SWEETCORN IN YOUR SHAT!!!

    I would still eat sweetcorn even if the conglomerates decided to enslave Hummingbirds to pick the kernels one by one and had shackled Puffins to grade the harvest.

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    It’s when I re-read old threads like this that I realise that not much has changed

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