And the special 10 year award for ...

[MissWinnie]

hanging around here talking gibberish goes to ...

Winnie excitedly rips open gold envelope before feigning look of surprise ...


Staged pause for effect ...


And a bit longer ...


Ooh, it's the Mighty Oz!!!


Oz collects award while fellow nominees politely clap with rehearsed fixed grins on their faces.


Oz, Congratulations!


Winnie gives Oz two affected air kisses before handing over award to our shocked and stunned winner, as fellow nominees politely clap with rehearsed fixed grins on their faces, and noisy whistles and cries of 'Speech!' fill the cool night air ...











Well done Ozzie. Never has a ripped singlet looked so good ...

[MissWinnie]

Oops ... got distracted by the muscles again ...

I meant to say that I like your style of gibberish.

[yubbywelch]

His mouth muscles

[ozfan]

Thanks Win. not much gets by you.

Says he with 11,000+ posts.

I'm not really one for ceremony but 10 years is a fair chunk of life and it was cool to reflect the events that have gone by since I made my first post.

[bongosdad]

Well done 0Z. There's loyalty for you.

[MissWinnie]

Thanks Win. not much gets by you.

Says he with 11,000+ posts.

I'm not really one for ceremony but 10 years is a fair chunk of life and it was cool to reflect the events that have gone by since I made my first post.

You're welcome Ozzie. Couldn't let your 10 year VM anniversary slip by without a fuss! I'm sorry (you're probably not! ) that I missed the first 8, but I've loved your company over the last two years.

I hope you like your award. I had planned on baking you a big cake with 10 candles, but Yubbs said you'd much prefer the signed framed photo of him - you know, the one with the big cheesy grin. Hmm... on second thoughts ... might have to start baking ...

Here's to a fantastic next 10 years and beyond ...

Anyway, best go to bed now. Busy couple of days ahead with our Cup battle. Need all my energy if I'm going to finish the weekend on top of you.

Winnie xxx

[ozfan]

Thanks Bongo!

[ozfan]

Winnie, if I think of Yubbs all I see is 'that' clown picture.It's perfect.

"Need all my energy if I'm going to finish the weekend on top of you"

Oh I say honey. Really I don't mind. You're on top right now so I guess as I haven't been on top all year I'd like to see how it looks. I'd say pretty good but I'm going to have to work hard to get there as I can't see you just rolling over and making it easy.

[MissWinnie]

Oh gorgeous, it's just that I worry that if I let you go on top, then you may get a taste for it, and then you'll never let me go back there again ... Hmm ... it is going to be a looong weekend though and I might get tired, and it IS your special 10 year event, so if you promise not to like it toooo much, I could let you go on top for the first half, and then we could tussle it out fair and square for finishing position during the second half. Does that okay to you Ozzie?

Oh and I love the clown photo too, but do you mind if we leave it out of the dug out, just for this round?

[Arran007]

OZ, 10 years on this forum, you'd have got less for manslaughter

Well done !