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  1. #1
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    rhodes again..

    get him a strike partner and he`ll net a bagful..?

    1 goal this calender year..

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    He's supplying them for his strike partner.

    How's he getting on, you nonce?

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    Maybe a public execution is the type of thing he needs to get his form going? I'll accuse him of witchcraft to the Witchfinder General in the morning and see if that sorts him out.

    I know the area code of the very last Witchfinder General in the UK's office is 01282, but I can't remember the rest of the number

    I'll check tomorrow.

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    Yet another example of noncence !
    Ignore .

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    Right Sax, I've hit a bit of a snag. Apparently it's no longer considered 'politically correct' to burn witches, (another British tradition ruined by the loony left).

    However, not being one to give up easily, I called the Iranian embassy and told them that Rhodes and Bowyer are in a homo***ual relationship, (2 birds one stone and all that ). Anyway, they said they were powerless to deal with the 'sick behaviour' here, but if we can get them on a flight to Tehran, they should be swinging from a rope or stoned to death within hours.

    So what do you think, should we cook up some fake competition that they win? It's the only way to start restoring the former glory of the Sam years.

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    re: rhodes again..

    nonce out

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    former glory of the Sam years.

    Can we not have Ince back instead please we diddn't get many pointss but we atleast played football that diddn't induce neck injuries

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