pumping aroon when in a relationship?

[Mook1]

I've never really cheated on a burd but I'm getting married this year so have been thinking about monogamy & whether I'm capable of it, I'd be a bit worried about me being blootered & making an erse of it but I wouldn't be capable of any pre-meditated cheating or having an affair.

Having said aw that, if you don't suffer from having a conscience then fill yer boots

[DannyBhoy]

Here is what gersforme is shagging.

No wonder the poor basturt drinks.

[Dullard]

away and take a phuck to yerself, my lips are sealed

Unless there,s bevvy involved

[Red_Zeppelin]

Here is what gersforme is shagging.

No wonder the poor basturt drinks.

[Dullard]

Thon burd probably has the same bra size as Gersforme

[Red_Zeppelin]

Thon burd probably has the same bra size as Gersforme

phukkin stop it ya kant

[imtheboy]

FFS I dont knwo whats worse

You pumped a burd fae strathaven in Las Americas or after all that you " took her tae stay at my Maw'"

She was tidy but I got a bit caught up in the happy and vibrant atmosphere; I'm a classic Libran you see..

She started putting unreasonable demands on oor relationship, like wanting to meet me when I was trying to get a bet on or insisting that we meet each other BEFORE getting pished. I couldnt cope. Then when I took her to my bit she actually got on alright with my old dear. Thats when I knew it was time to bail oot.
I'll never learn

[Dullard]

These two are arguing about who gets tae pump Gers first

[DannyBhoy]

These two are arguing about who gets tae pump Gers first

They were turned on by gers' performance at ibrox that day.

[gersforme]

the personal attacks on me only serve to fortify my besieged mindset in this cruel world, phuck the lot of you, at least i'm getting my nuts drained, unlike you dateless wonders