We've heard of closet gays, I believe he's a closet Forest fan.
Always having a pun on us getting a result where possible. Keeping a look out for our results and the secret trips to the CG to catch us in action after making excuses for not going for an away County game.
He probably wears red underwear and has a pic of Greg Halford pinned on his bedroom ceiling, so he can see him the first and last thing every day and night.