Reply With QuoteOh dear.
2/10 Oz that was a shocker.
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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding
on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger stands in the pouring down rain.
"Can you give me a push?" he asks while hanging onto the door frame.
"Not a chance" says the husband -- "It's 3 o'clock in the morning!". He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was it?" asks his wife.
"Just some drunk wanting a push" he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I didn't -- it's three in the morning and raining like crazy out."
"Well, you have a short memory" says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down on vacation and those two strangers helped us? I think you should help him."
The man does as he is told and gets dressed and goes out into the pounding rain and calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes the answer.
"Do you still want a push?"
"Yes, please!"
"Where are you?"
"Over here on the swing!"
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Oh dear.
2/10 Oz that was a shocker.
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What? 2/10??
You're taste is in your earlobes that's gold mister G.O.L.D
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Ohhhh, is that where you found it Oz, I knew he must have had some taste hidden somewhere, but didn't fancy digging around in there to find out.Originally Posted by ozfan
You're taste is in your earlobes that's gold mister G.O.L.D
As you know, Oz, unlike my brother, I've got great taste, so your joke made me laugh.
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Me three. in fact I recently re-told it... to my daughter less than half n hour ago.
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Knock knock
Whos there?
I am a runip
I am a runip-who?
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So its a daggy Dad joke then.
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No, it just means I get my good taste from my dad, bro.
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but didn't fancy digging around in there to find out.
You're taste is in your earlobes that's gold mister G.O.L.D
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You would need to use a long pointy stick and safety glasses. Never know what might flick out.
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