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    Enraged

    A bit back I put me jumper on cos it's a bit nippy in here and after adjusting my shirt, found to my horror that I'd put it on back to front.

    Now this wouldert bother me in any shape or form usually, but for some reason this morning it rendered me INCANDESCENT with rage, probably because off of the wasted thirty seconds or so in having to put it right.

    Of any of your other readers recently been inexplicably incensed by any utterly trivial mishaps? Perhaps you put salt instead off of sugar on your cornflakes and threw / through your bowl at the missus?

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    re: Enraged

    I spend my entire life incensed by really trivial things, however clothing related trivialities really wouldert bother me. I of put my underpants on the wrong way round before and only found out when I went for a slash, but even then I were geet calm. However one off of the kids put his cup down next to the sink yesterday after Moorlass had just done the washing up and I was geet radge with the la'al **** for not being arsed washing it.

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    re: Enraged

    I had to wear a hair net thing at my first job this morning and I wasert very impressed.

    Will that do?

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    re: Enraged

    Quote Originally Posted by kel_
    I had to wear a hair net thing at my first job this morning and I wasert very impressed.

    Will that do?
    Arf, what a botter.

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    re: Enraged

    a few years back a sock-watching smart arse at work spotted i was wearing a GREEN sock and a BLUE sock, i wasn't mithered but she went round telling all n sundry

    i was DISMAYED by events rather than enraged tbf

    FOLK WHO STAND AT THE FRONT ON BUSES, WHEN THERE'S SEATS AVAILABLE, BLOCKING ACCESS AND EGRESS*...now that's a different matter!!!


    *wotd contender

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    re: Enraged

    She obviously fancied you deez. You just didert read the signs.

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    re: Enraged

    Quote Originally Posted by moorlad
    I had to wear a hair net thing at my first job this morning and I wasert very impressed.

    Will that do?
    Arf, what a botter.[/quote]

    Divn't listen to moorlad, Kelvin. I used to of to wear hair-nets when I went to do inspections in pharmaceutical factories, operating theatres* and the like. He's only jealous cause he only helps folk cheat on their taxes.




    * where I also had to wear them Dr Scoll sandals and (sometimes) the full green cotton uniform.

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    Quote Originally Posted by griff
    I had to wear a hair net thing at my first job this morning and I wasert very impressed.

    Will that do?
    Arf, what a botter.[/quote]

    Divn't listen to moorlad, Kelvin. I used to of to wear hair-nets when I went to do inspections in pharmaceutical factories, operating theatres* and the like. He's only jealous cause he only helps folk cheat on their taxes.




    * where I also had to wear them Dr Scoll sandals and (sometimes) the full green cotton uniform.[/quote]

    MASSIVE ARF, just imagining Griff dressed like that is ****ing ace.

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    re: Enraged

    Incandescent..

    Back in a min find out what that means..

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    re: Enraged

    Quote Originally Posted by kel_
    I had to wear a hair net thing at my first job this morning and I wasert very impressed.

    Will that do?
    You look really stupid wearing a hairnet on your beard like some have to...

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