Enraged

[Markovitch]

One of my ex wives worked in Edinburgh for KPMG, they won the audit of a chicken research lab. When the audit team arrived at the centre my wife was told she had to wear an air tight suit. They made her put on this silver thing with big boots and a head dress. When she stomped out the changing room the staff jumped out from behind some boxes and took a whole stack of photos of her dressed like Marc Bolan. Hugely funny. Still got a copy somewhere, must dig them out

[moorlad]

Some utter **** were parked across two (2) parking spaces in Morrison's car park when I went to get a pie at dinner time. That meant I had to walk about five (5) yards further to get to and from the shop than I needed to.

The ****ing ****er.

[Floppy_funbags]

Geet arfs at that Marko, I were already chortling at the words 'chicken audit'.

[Jessie_J_cloth]

I had to wear a hair net thing at my first job this morning and I wasert very impressed.

Will that do?

You look really stupid wearing a hairnet on your beard like some have to...[/quote]

The 'beard snood'. Stupid looking?

[paula_m]

a few years back a sock-watching smart arse at work spotted i was wearing a GREEN sock and a BLUE sock, i wasn't mithered but she went round telling all n sundry

i was DISMAYED by events rather than enraged tbf

FOLK WHO STAND AT THE FRONT ON BUSES, WHEN THERE'S SEATS AVAILABLE, BLOCKING ACCESS AND EGRESS*...now that's a different matter!!!

1..Similar story .. when I used to work in an open plan office I wondered why everyone was sniggering at me & was getting a bit rattled until someone pointed out I had one navy shoe & one black shoe on (they were the same style shoe just different colours) I made a joke about having another pair the same at home but was a tad embarrassed all the same.

2. Ooh yes that infuriates me too deez... not that this lot who drive everywhere will understand